Dread! I'm Locked Out!

I am/was/were totally caught off guard when I realized that I was completely locked out of my house. It's ridiculously frustrating! I have/don't have a spare lockpick on me, and calling a locksmith feels like terrible idea. I've tried a bunch of stuff, like looking through the windows, but it's no use. I can sense a major headache coming on! Help

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